I don’t have the patients to be a doctor
if you threw a pad or tampon into a crowd of boys they would probably all scream and it would be like that scene from monsters inc where george gets contaminated by a sock
keep fuckin walkin you postman piece of shit
Where are his parents
when you order regular fries and you get a few curly fries
You know Sirius and James would be those guys who are super into zombie movies and laugh in public like it was not scary at all but then climb into each other’s bed at night because “bro, I think I heard something in the kitchen”
'do it for the vine'
BelatedHappy Birthday, Sasuke!*･゜ﾟ･
“I keep rearranging the letters of my sisters The Beatles sign on her bedroom door.
She is not happy.”
I’ve given up trying to make them normal.
ok and now there’s another one
this is great